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99 Root Beer

You and I in a little root beer shop, Buy a case of root beer with the money we’ve got. Popping tabs at the break of dawn, Til one by one, they were gone Back at base, cream floats everywhere. Flash the message, a shortage’s out there! Drink it down in the summer time, 99 root beer cans go by… 99 root beer cans, Cooling down the summer heat. Panic bells, its shortage alert! There’s no root beer somewhere out there! The Root Beer Store springs to life, Opens up to waiting eyes, Quenching thirsts as 99 root beer cans …

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